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I Don't Want a Boyfriend, I Just Want My Fictional Characters to Be Real Crewneck Sweatshirt

I Don't Want a Boyfriend, I Just Want My Fictional Characters to Be Real Crewneck Sweatshirt

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This crewneck sweatshirt quietly speaks to the reader who spends more nights with stories than with people. Soft and substantial, it carries a simple, candid line—"i dont want a boyfriend i just want my fictional chacters to be real"—as a gentle confession for anyone whose heart lives in books, fanfiction, or imagined worlds. Wear it on slow mornings with a mug and a well-worn novel, or layered under a coat for late-night signings and bookshop wanderings. The embroidered or printed text feels personal, like a note scribbled in the margin, while the durable construction keeps it ready for chapters and re-reads. This is for those who find company in characters, who laugh at plot twists, and who would rather argue fandom headcanons than small talk. It settles into your wardrobe the way a favorite story settles into memory—comfortable, honest, and quietly bold.

Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for comfort and durability
- Embroidery available on left chest, center chest, large center chest, and wrists
- No side seams (tubular knit) reduces fabric waste and improves fit
- Ribbed knit collar with double-needle stitching for shape retention and long-lasting wear
- OEKO-TEX certified dyes, ethically grown US cotton, and safety-compliant materials

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Nicaragua, For adults

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean

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